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1 | <!-- | ||
2 | .. title: F.D.P. | ||
3 | .. date: 2002/06/01 | ||
4 | .. tags: poetry | ||
5 | --> | ||
6 | |||
7 | Dear http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ staff,:: | ||
8 | |||
9 | I am speaking for a larger german party called | ||
10 | F.D.P. ( the Free Liberal Party: | ||
11 | http://www.fdp.de/ ) As you might know, on | ||
12 | September, 22nd the next election for the | ||
13 | German Bundestag will take place and we | ||
14 | currently are preparing our election campaign. | ||
15 | As providing giveaways for interested voters | ||
16 | always is a good idea, we consider ordering a | ||
17 | larger quantity of kittens. | ||
18 | |||
19 | Now there are some questions left about this | ||
20 | strategy: | ||
21 | * Is it possible to form a single kitten into | ||
22 | our F.D.P. shape, or will we have to order | ||
23 | a set of 3 kittens each for a single letter? | ||
24 | * Is it possible to colorize the kittens in | ||
25 | our party logo colors blue and yellow? Maybe | ||
26 | the space between each letters and its dots | ||
27 | in blue and the remaining space yellow? | ||
28 | * if we order, say 100.000 kittens, will you | ||
29 | offer a discount? | ||
30 | * is it possible to order these kittens on a | ||
31 | commission base? That's because if we don't | ||
32 | get enough votes in the election, we may not | ||
33 | be able to pay all the kittens. Maybe you | ||
34 | shape/form 50.000 pieces "just a bit" so | ||
35 | you can reinflate them when we send them | ||
36 | back? | ||
37 | * As we currently have some problems | ||
38 | concerning accuses of antisemitism we want | ||
39 | to be sure not to let jewish cats be put into | ||
40 | glasses, as this might result in bad press | ||
41 | of the kind "F.D.P. imprisons jewish kittens". | ||
42 | Could you please verify that each of these | ||
43 | kittens is not pruned? | ||
44 | * Of course it would be necessary to have those | ||
45 | pets as soon as possible, how long would | ||
46 | it take until the shaping is perfect? May we | ||
47 | suggest giving HGH to accelerate the growth? | ||
48 | |||
49 | If you can fulfil our needs we even may think | ||
50 | about ordering a special "parachute edition" | ||
51 | which could be dropped at campaign events. | ||
52 | |||
53 | And: if your support leads us to government, we | ||
54 | will pass a law, forcing every school to have | ||
55 | at least one kitten for biology classes. | ||
56 | |||
57 | Yours sincerely | ||
58 | |||
59 | Martin Matz | ||
60 | chairmember of F.D.P. | ||