From 23f0e1561767dd8a396188e317bae5920d171ea8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: erdgeist Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2015 16:38:25 +0200 Subject: Initial import of my nikola website --- stories/poetry/fdp.md | 60 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 60 insertions(+) create mode 100644 stories/poetry/fdp.md (limited to 'stories/poetry/fdp.md') diff --git a/stories/poetry/fdp.md b/stories/poetry/fdp.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8284527 --- /dev/null +++ b/stories/poetry/fdp.md @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ + + +Dear http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ staff,:: + + I am speaking for a larger german party called + F.D.P. ( the Free Liberal Party: + http://www.fdp.de/ ) As you might know, on + September, 22nd the next election for the + German Bundestag will take place and we + currently are preparing our election campaign. + As providing giveaways for interested voters + always is a good idea, we consider ordering a + larger quantity of kittens. + + Now there are some questions left about this + strategy: + * Is it possible to form a single kitten into + our F.D.P. shape, or will we have to order + a set of 3 kittens each for a single letter? + * Is it possible to colorize the kittens in + our party logo colors blue and yellow? Maybe + the space between each letters and its dots + in blue and the remaining space yellow? + * if we order, say 100.000 kittens, will you + offer a discount? + * is it possible to order these kittens on a + commission base? That's because if we don't + get enough votes in the election, we may not + be able to pay all the kittens. Maybe you + shape/form 50.000 pieces "just a bit" so + you can reinflate them when we send them + back? + * As we currently have some problems + concerning accuses of antisemitism we want + to be sure not to let jewish cats be put into + glasses, as this might result in bad press + of the kind "F.D.P. imprisons jewish kittens". + Could you please verify that each of these + kittens is not pruned? + * Of course it would be necessary to have those + pets as soon as possible, how long would + it take until the shaping is perfect? May we + suggest giving HGH to accelerate the growth? + + If you can fulfil our needs we even may think + about ordering a special "parachute edition" + which could be dropped at campaign events. + + And: if your support leads us to government, we + will pass a law, forcing every school to have + at least one kitten for biology classes. + +Yours sincerely + + Martin Matz + chairmember of F.D.P. -- cgit v1.2.3