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.. title: F.D.P.
.. date: 2002/06/01
.. tags: poetry
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Dear http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ staff,::
I am speaking for a larger german party called
F.D.P. ( the Free Liberal Party:
http://www.fdp.de/ ) As you might know, on
September, 22nd the next election for the
German Bundestag will take place and we
currently are preparing our election campaign.
As providing giveaways for interested voters
always is a good idea, we consider ordering a
larger quantity of kittens.
Now there are some questions left about this
strategy:
* Is it possible to form a single kitten into
our F.D.P. shape, or will we have to order
a set of 3 kittens each for a single letter?
* Is it possible to colorize the kittens in
our party logo colors blue and yellow? Maybe
the space between each letters and its dots
in blue and the remaining space yellow?
* if we order, say 100.000 kittens, will you
offer a discount?
* is it possible to order these kittens on a
commission base? That's because if we don't
get enough votes in the election, we may not
be able to pay all the kittens. Maybe you
shape/form 50.000 pieces "just a bit" so
you can reinflate them when we send them
back?
* As we currently have some problems
concerning accuses of antisemitism we want
to be sure not to let jewish cats be put into
glasses, as this might result in bad press
of the kind "F.D.P. imprisons jewish kittens".
Could you please verify that each of these
kittens is not pruned?
* Of course it would be necessary to have those
pets as soon as possible, how long would
it take until the shaping is perfect? May we
suggest giving HGH to accelerate the growth?
If you can fulfil our needs we even may think
about ordering a special "parachute edition"
which could be dropped at campaign events.
And: if your support leads us to government, we
will pass a law, forcing every school to have
at least one kitten for biology classes.
Yours sincerely
Martin Matz
chairmember of F.D.P.
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